Phuket Classic Moments

Phuket ( 29th May 2008 - 1st June 2008)

Day 1

At the Changi Airport
Mrs Neo: Wah dear dear, you are really my best travel mate, we can go everywhere together.
Mr Neo: Ya lor, i am your best travel MAID.
Mrs Neo: Hahaha (Carrying nothing)
Mr Neo: Hahaha (Carrying everything)

Day 2

Snokelling @ Phi Phi Lei
Mr Neo: Darling! The fish keep attacking me.
Mrs Neo: Ya lor, i saw them swiming into your mask and biting your legs
Mr Neo: Why ah? How come they only attack me and not you?
Mrs Neo: Maybe it's the coconut flavor suntan lotion that you use?
Mr Neo: !!!

Shopping @ Patong Beach
Mr & Mrs Neo looking around a shop..
Rude Shop Owner: Oei, what you want to buy?
Mr Neo: How much is that singlet?
Idiot Shop Owner: 1,200baht
Mr Neo: (Shouting) Wah so cheap ah!? I don't want to buy, too cheap.
Stupid Shop Owner: (Shouting) What?!
Mr Neo: (Shouting Louder) What, what?!
Mr & Mrs Neo walks away..
Lame Shop Owner: (Screaming) OK, 200baht!


Day 3

At MK Thai Resturant (Dinner)
Mr Neo: Darling, here got the thai mango you like, we order ok?
Mrs Neo: Hmm don't want la..
Mr Neo: So what do you want to eat?
Mrs Neo: Pineapple fried rice?
Mr Neo: Okay, i'll take the fried rice noddle with chicken, then we order one tom yang goong with 2 side dishes.
Mrs Neo: Like that i order normal fried rice la
Mr Neo: Why leh?
Mrs Neo: I scared no money to pay, you say only left 4,500baht right? Then tomorrow got to go massage.
Mr Neo: This resturant so big, sign credit card la, anyway the food here not expensive mah.
Mrs Neo: I scared no credit card one..
End up the bill 900baht only. We still got 3,600baht. The massage for 2 only cost 1,200baht.
When we go back home, we still have 2,400baht (Sing$100) unused. Should order like mad mah! But we were really very full already. Nice food! Must Try!


Day 4

At Oriental Spa
Lady Massues: Sawadeeka
Mrs Neo: Hello.
Lady Massues: Are you from Malaysia?
Mrs Neo: (thinks) "knn... i got so tan meh"