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Saturday, November 15, 2008

Wedding - How To's

Today's Johnathon & Beeling's big day, so is for my Aunt's Daughter and one of my neighbour.
Not to mention the 2 x Malay Wedding going on in the neighbourhood.

Seems like a good date today for all races. As i watch the bridal car come fetch my neighbour, from my unit, the convoy starts to form, the entourages from the groom and the bride starts to chit chat while the blissful pair enter the car due to the huge can-can that slows things down.

Having gone through my own wedding, it seems so fun watching people get married. I can nearly imagine what they should be thinking about at those moment when the groom does some specific actions.

Today, to make it sum up, i decided to post (From the groom's point of view).

Top 10 things to make the "Pick up the Bride" session memorable.

1) Have a group of more then 10 entourages to pick up the Bride. Get them to wear a similar color theme. Full suit would look great!
2) Have a huge car convoy, personally prefers 10 + 1 bridal car. Ideal to have walkie talkies.
3) Make sure no car in the covoy looks more "eye catching" then the bridal car. Best to get a 6door Limo/SLK/Ferrari and the rest be white color sedan. Same model would be outstanding!
4) Make sure the bridal store gives you enough car deco for all in the convoy and make sure it's not just some simple 3loop ribbion. Ensure they give big big plush ribbons with mesh to match.
5) Have entourages that fear no dares and goes all out for you. Choose your men properly.
6) Have the bride's entourages to be people you don't know (quite hard), so they will not go all out to slam the door on your face.
7) Prepare a lot of angbaos with no money or cash value.
8) Take your time as the entourages gate crash. Do nothing, sit back, relax.
9) Appoint a entourage to do all the negotiation and talking.
10) Have a great photographer & videographer.


Point No. 1 - Have a huge group of entourage

Point No.5 - Choose your men properly, only the brave.


Point No. 6 - It's really hard to have entourage from the Bride side to be people you don't know.
Anyway, to do big things, some men have to sacrifice. Refer to Point 5 many times through out the gate crash.
(Keyword: "Brave Men")


Point No.7 - Give anything, but money.


Point No.8 - Do nothing, sit back, relax


Point No. 9 - Have a champion negotiator

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