Jakarta Hotel Bombing

Dealer in Indonesia: "Morning, this morning there is a bomb in the hotel"

Mr Neo: "Really. How bad is it? Pls update me before i confirm my tickets"

*10mins*

Dealer: "It's a small bomb. Don't worry, please continue trip and come over"

*CT checks the net. Yahoo's home page "Devastating Bomb, 2 hotels. 8 Dead, at least 18 injured"*

CT emails boss "I'm writing to update that i will replace my Indonesia trip with Malaysia "