Sleepy head

I thought I was pregnant.

Must be a dream... but the extreme pain from my left leg cramp sure felt like an episode during when Mrs Neo was pregnant.

I know leg cramps are painful (I get them from running and soccer before), but I never had it during my sleep. Needless to say, my virgin experience was one (horrible) to remember, made worst by the fact that I have the boys sleeping between Mrs Neo & I.

I could not do any big actions nor could I shout for help. Tried to stretch, but the pull was so tight that I fell right back. I finally found a pillow and threw it at Mrs Neo.

*throw*

*lands on Mrs Neo*

*no reaction*

Dammit! Right about then, my veins and muscle was about to snap. With my other non cramping leg, I managed to do 3 kick to somewhere on Mrs Neo. And she finally woke up. I tried not to scream, but still was talking very loudly due to the pain.

Mr Neo: My left leg cramp. Stretch it, help me push.

Mrs Neo: *starts massaging my toes*

Mr Neo: Push!! Don't massage.

Mrs Neo: *pushes the sole*...*starts massaging toes again*

Mr Neo: Just push! Don't touch my toes.

Mrs Neo: *still massaging toes*

Mr Neo: Darling stretch my leg, its going to break!

Mrs Neo: *finally does it right for 10 secs*

-finally eased the cramp-

Mr Neo: Okay liao.

Mrs Neo: *falls back to bed and deep breathing in 5 seconds*

I bet she don't recall what happen.

My leg now still feels a little ache because of the cramp.